partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]
(via blueandgreensushi)
it's always hockey night on tumblr.
MY STOMACH LIGHT NEEDS YOUR STOMACH LIGHT. LETS PHONE HOME TOGETHER.
sometimes i forget that hockey players are like rEAL
(via longlivehockey)
ravioli ravioli blackhawks need to get their shit togetheroli
well guys my chant didn’t work
(via longlivehockey)
I write sins not five page research papers
(via whatsacanada)
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
(via wearenotthewar)
My talents include
- loving hockey players
- watching hockey
- crying myself to sleep because of hockey
I find myself to be a very worthy candidate for the job of being a girlfriend.
(via blueandgreensushi)
do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are
(via fuckyeahtxtposts)
do you ever just regret 40% of your life
(via bladeisspooky)
(via wearenotthewar)
(Source: zdenocharazard, via peacelovehockey2758)
i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me
(via wearenotthewar)
(Source: lalala-comecaca-lalala, via justcoffeeteaandsympathy)
People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like ‘be realistic.’
(Source: larmoyante, via wearenotthewar)
(Source: sacred-profane, via ofjohntreal)
