If women catcalled men (X)
Bet those arms could put together my IKEA furniture… New pick up line forever.
The shit people say to women on the street is disgusting and wrong, but I’m not gonna lie…I would greatly like to hear one of these lines sometime in my life.
What a save by Hunwick on the line.
Tennis Player Grabs Chair to Hug 6’11” Opponent After Match ( video )
the oilers onesies are $100 what the fuck if I wanted to sleep with expensive disappointment I’d fuck one of the players
sounds about right
Important info for the skeleton war
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
“you were the only one who took your shoes off when you walked in”
“i was?” (x)
my type: hockey players
their type: not me
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
if you insult my favourite player ill probably wanna stab you in the face really hard because he tries his fucking best ok and im the only one that’s allowed to talk shit about him